Tuesday, December 21, 2010
"I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands." - Heidi Montag, to Life & Style magazine. Heidi displays her plastic surgery scars for the mag and laments, "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body...This is not what I signed up for." It's not? Oh. Hmm. I guess Heidi signed up for the 10 plastic surgeries in one day that don't leave scars and disfigurement. Oops! Oh well...Darwin, 1; Heidi 0!