Friday, December 10, 2010

Everybody Just Settle Down

A bong! OMG! Miley Cyrus is smoking a bong! It's a BONG!!!!!!

You might have heard: TMZ has obtained photos of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong at a party that took place 5 days after her 18th birthday. Judging by the blogosphere's reaction, you'd think she was pregnant with Tiger Woods' baby. The best part, though, is that a "source" insists that it's not marijuana in the bong but salvia, a legal substance with hallucinogenic properties. Ah, right: Salvia. Sure it is. And this is ice water in my juice glass, not Grey Goose on the rocks. You know, maybe it's because I'm from California, but I don't think this is such a big deal. She's 18. It's just salvia, after all. Plus, it's not like she's 16 and dancing on a stripper pole. Oh...wait....

Just saying.

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