Tuesday, December 14, 2010

For The Reader With A Silicone Fetish

"Shore tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb" - from the cover of...oh man, I can't even type it. From the cover of...jesus. Okay. FROM THE COVER OF THE NEW BOOK BY JERSEY SHORE'S JWOWW, "The Rules According to JWoww." The book purports to offer "a new spin on dos and don'ts of dating" and "empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women." Yeah, because nothing says "self-assured" like public intoxication, boobs that look as if they were drawn with a compass, and borderline literacy. Fresh to death, people!

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