Friday, December 3, 2010
Okay, so this is the second Kardashian item in a row, which basically makes me complicit in their apocalyptic ubiquity, but I'll sort that out in therapy later. Here's what Kourtney had to say last night on Conan:
I told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she's been looking for, and then she wrote me back, "Oh my god, I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina." And we were talking back and forth and people were like, what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.
Evidently Kourtney was joking, and the sisters do not use sandwich spread on their bits. None of this changes the fact that the she used the words mayonnaise and vagina in the same sentence. On TV. And was likely paid for it.
That's all. Goooooooood morning!