Thursday, December 2, 2010

Apocalypse Now

"Kardashian Konfidential came out in stores on November 23. After just one week of sales, their debut tell-all memoir has already landed on the New York Times Best Sellers List. The book will have the #4 spot for the December 12 list." - from a horrifying post at Before I take to my sick bed, let me share excerpt from the Kardashian Krapfest -- I mean "tell-all memoir":

I'm obsessed with robes. I'm addicted to them. I feel disgusting when I get home and have to change out of my clothes. To me, robes are the epitome of comfort. I have ten of them, and they're all in light colors. I can't wear dark robes, or use dark towels either, or else I'll feel dirty. My sheets are light, too. (contributed by Kim)

Yup. New York Times Best Seller. Do with this information what you will. Me, I'm going to do shots of warm vodka until the pain goes away. Cheers!

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