Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wherein We Have To Let Paris Hilton Off The Hook

"What we found was that individuals with a certain variant of the DRD4 gene were more likely to have a history of uncommitted sex, including one-night stands and acts of infidelity." - Jason Garcia, a researcher and postdoctoral fellow at SUNY Binghamton, explaining the results his recent study that suggest promiscuity is genetic. The culpable gene, DRD4, is linked not only to sluttiness but also to alcoholism, gambling addiction, love of horror movies, and...wait for it...wait for it...political liberalism. Wait till Sarah Palin gets her hands on this information. Oh wait, she doesn't read! Silly me. Resume the party, DRD4! WHOOOT!

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