Tuesday, January 4, 2011
This is a photograph of 16 YEAR-OLD Justin Bieber and 18 year-old Selena Gomez on a yacht this past weekend. Sure, this romance was almost certainly created by the publicists who swarm around these kids like so many vultures, but the photo is still really creepy. Who is the photographer/pedophile sitting around waiting to catch a hairless pubescent making his move on his barely legal girlfriend? I mean other than you, Billy Ray Cyrus. Let's take a poll: Raise your hand if looking at this makes you feel dirty. Okay. Everyone whose hand is still down, stay away from playgrounds and schools. And Taylor Momsen. Seriously.
Photo courtesy of JustJared. That pervert.