Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Say It With Me: Porn Sunday!




"On February 6, 2011 millions of people will watch the biggest football game on Sunday afternoon. It's time to confront the elephant in the pew. Join with over 300 churches on 5 continents to tackle this issue on February 6th. We are opening up registration to Churches and to Individuals that want to throw 'Porn Sunday Pre-Game' Parties." - from XXXChurch.com. Yes: XXXChurch.com, a website that promises...wait for it..."masturbation addiction recovery and support." In the video above, one participant explains the special event, which is designed to destigmatize discussions about pornography. Really, though, what the event intends to do is to cure you (yes, you) of your sinful porny ways. Because, as this dude points out, what porn really does is "train your mind to want that fantasy over reality." Yeah, I mean, we all know that fantasy has no place in healthy sexuality, right? Plus, I think if organized religion has shown us anything, it's that church officials really know how to handle sexuality. Just look at the Vatican! So, if you too would like to repress your urges to the point that they resurface as even more dangerous behaviors leading you to a life of id/superego conflicts and existential unrest, sign up now! Porn Sunday! WHOOT!

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