Thursday, January 27, 2011
The peeps at Walmart took a break from censoring music and violating labor rights to introduce a new skincare and makeup line for girls aged 8-12. The line, called GeoGirl, includes cleanser, mineral blush, eyeshadow, mascara, face shimmer and body mist as well as anti-aging products. Well, thank GOD. There is nothing I hate more than a fourth grader with crow's feet. And don't even get me started on those Girl Scouts without bronzer. I mean, how in the world is a pre-pubescent girl supposed to get a date without body mist? Good looking out, Walmart.