Friday, February 18, 2011
"The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate...I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend. i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L" - Lindsay Lohan, moments ago on Twitter. Um, I understand you feel persecuted, Lilo, but you're an adult, and you don't need to make excuses for your whereabouts. You're allowed at Teddy's. To be clear, though, you are not allowed to initiate car chases or steal things. Maybe write that down? The rest of the world apologizes for any confusion.