"Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong." - Charlie Sheen, in a text message to E! News, denying reports that his show is in trouble and that his parents are attempting to obtain a conservatorship. Holy cryptic drug-induced psychosis, Batman. What's wrong, Chuckie? You sound a little angry. Jonesing for something? Just asking.