Behold the new feature. You can call it MNP. Let's keep this one short; the gripping emotional experience that is Presidents Day has me all tuckered out. But I'd like to point out that in the Greek tragedy that is Charlie Sheen's life, his costar Jon Cryer is the forgotten victim. Duckie has feelings, too, press people. Monday Night Props to Jon Cryer, who seems like a cool dude.