Okay, So I Lied

I know I said we are taking the day off, and we are. But, well, this is the headline and second paragraph of an article at The Huffington Post today:

Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen's Porn Star, Talks About Her Abortion:
"I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily," Kacey, who has had three previous abortions, told Radaronline.com.

Happy Presidents Day. Our founding fathers must be so proud.