Monday, February 7, 2011
I don't know about you, but my soul needs a chemical peel after that last post. Who better to help us start the week with a fresh perspective than Mr. Mike Sorrentino? You know him as The Situation. And, as it turns out, Sitch is planning on leaving "Jersey Shore" sometime soon. Says the AbMaster himself:
"Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I'm gonna graduate to movies. It's like Michael Jordan. There's only so long you can keep winning them rings."
Wait -- what? Is "winning rings" some sort of euphemism for contracting STDs? You know what; you are like Michael Jordan, Sitch! If Michael Jordan were a talent-free manwhore whose occupation is celebrating idiocy and objectifying women. Totally the same. Thanks for the laugh, Mikey.