Monday, February 7, 2011

What Do You Get When You Cross Britney Spears With Jessica Simpson?

What the HELL is going on with Christina Aguilera? If you have a TV or a computer, you know that Chrissy flubbed the lyrics to the National Anthem at yesterday's Super Bowl. And that's a little strange, since, as she said herself, Christina has been "performing the anthem since [she] was seven years old." But, really, the anthem incident is only the latest in a series of personal and professional blunders that signal the all-too-familiar pop star fall from grace. To wit:
Okay, some of these items are unsubstantiated rumors, and in general we aren't in the business of reporting rumors. But I'm worried about CAg. She's the most talented of the post-Mickey Mouse Club pop tarts, and it would have been nice to see her transcend the formulaic and cautionary tales of Brit's and Jessica's rise and fall. Alas, it seems as if something (*cough* drugs and booze) is really messing with Aguilera. Might this mean that thrusting young girls into an over-sexualized industry might preclude their healthy adulthood? Uh-oh. Heeey, Miley! Watch your step, sister. It's not looking good.

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