Monday, February 7, 2011

Scandal Of The Year!

"I guess my idea of a good party is someone getting their face smashed in cake, not getting smashed. I don't drink & I would never smoke. I always say that for me, smoking would be like smashing my guitar and expecting it to play. I'd never do that to my voice, not to mention the rest of my body." - from Miley Cyrus's autobiography, Miles to Go (cle-VER!). The king of all DBags, Perez Hilton, posted this excerpt today and pointed out that Miley has been seen several times with a cigarette in hand. See for yourself in the photo above, from X17Online. OUTRAGE! Who in the world would rebel against accepted rules and mores with unhealthy behavior? Not a teenager! And, I mean, just because her parents pimp her out, that's not a reason for Miley to try to claim some behaviors as hers alone. That's just unreasonable. And celebrity teens always write their own books, don't they? I mean, everything about this is so, so...PERFECTLY NORMAL. Settle down, Perez. Go back to disingenuous, narcissistic famewhoring. That's where you really excel.

(Of course, smoking is bad and gross and will kill you. Don't do it, kids. Or grown-ups.)

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