Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bristol Palin's AMAZING Weight Loss Is Amazingly AMAZING!

In case you are lucky enough to have missed this tidbit, I'm here to trigger your gag reflex by informing you that Bristol Palin is back on Dancing With the Stars as a member of the "All Star" cast. I can't summon the strength to comment on the shitstorm that is the BPal/DWTS marriage, but you can read my original efforts here. In the meantime, allow me to direct your attention to this amazing headline from the always amazing Us Weekly, where reports are in on Bristol's amazingly amazing weight loss. Get this: she has been exercising more and eating less! AMAZING! Look, if you had the most powerful microscope in the world you couldn't locate my interest in anything Bristol Palin related. Furthermore, I'm not sure how the editors at Pus Weekly decided that adhering to the laws of biology was worthy of such excitement, and I know I don't need to tell you how I feel about weight loss or weight gain or weight anything headlines. So, for now, I'm just going to hope that less Bristol Palin mass equals less ridiculous, hypocritical, idiotic Bristol Palin bullshit. That would be -- say it with me people -- AMAZING.

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