Wednesday, October 17, 2012

An American Hero


Okay, let's play that game in which I give you a celebrity's quotation, and you guess what s/he's talking about. This week's charmer is perennial favorite Kim Kardashian. In between her efforts to single-handedly destroy our civilization, Kimmie proffered this soundbite:

"...my intentions were good, but...you have some hits and misses along the way...Where were my sisters or my boyfriend when I needed a good opinion?"

What was KKar referencing? Her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries? Nope. That pesky sex tape that was sooooo traumatic except for when it made her entire family filthy rich(er)? Yeah, no. Her decision to fuck up her face with fillers and botox? Negative -- full steam ahead there. In fact, she was talking about her decision to wear this outfit:


Good call, Kim. I think if the public is owed any penance from you, it's definitely for a sketchy sartorial decision, and not for the impending apocalypse your fame foreshadows.

[HuffPo]

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