I was sitting here innocently reading Lindy West's Dirt Bag over at Jezebel.com when I got smacked in the soul with the news that a Kris Jenner reality show is probably happening. Because we don't get enough of the pimp who birthed a scourge (I mean that in the nicest way possible) elsewhere in the media? Okay, you know what -- fine. Bring it on, TV. The ark is almost ready.