Breaking news on Kelly Clarkson, just in from StarPulse.com:
"The singer kicked off the start of her "Stronger" tour in Dublin, Ireland, on Wednesday looking quite a bit curvier than she did several months ago. However, there are plenty of stars who are curvy and sexy (Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, etc.), so why can't Kelly be grouped with them? Our advice - she should wear stage costumes that flatter her figure."
Great advice, StarPulse! Kelly must be so relieved to find that not only are you tracking her weight losses and gains, but also that you can help her conform to the standards you've set for her appearance. Soooo thoughtful of you! And what's this I hear? Some stars are curvy AND sexy? Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're blowing my mind.
Assholes.
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