Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Least Shocking News Of The Week

Are you sitting down? Word on the street (by which I mean The National Enquirer via The Huffington Post via --  the trash triumvirate) is that professional hot mess Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $15,000 worth of clothes from the set of her most recent film, Scary Movie 5. You might remember that in the last few years, Her Royal Highallthetimeness has been accused of stealing a mink coat from a nightclub, a bunch of clothing from some model she's never met, almost half a million dollars worth of Dior jewelry from a photo shoot, and a Rolex watch someone left at her house. Oh, and then there was that time she went to jail for stealing a necklace from a jeweler. Look, news people, how about you let us know when six months go by during which Lilo hasn't stolen something, K? Free Winona!!!


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