You know, sometimes I run out of things about women to compare. It's so fun to judge their bodies and faces against each other, but every once in a while a girl needs another way to contribute to the constant objectification of and superficial, dangerous competition between members of her gender. So I'd like to send my heartfelt thanks to Pus Weekly - and especially to the writer, Justin Ravitz -- for this "story." Changing lives one day at a time, Ravitz. Keep up the good work.