TMZ throws the best interventions: Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan didn't show up to work on her latest movie, "The Canyons." Today, Michael Lohan decided to bring a bunch of people -- including some reporters from TMZ -- to Lindsay's house in an attempt to stage an intervention. Which makes sense. I mean, if jail and 4 stints in rehab haven't worked for Lilo, her famewhore felon father and a sleazy gossip site ought to do the trick. Unfortunately, Michael's totally selfless and well thought out plan was thwarted when LL called the cops and reported Michael for trespassing. You know, it's so sad: some people just don't know how to accept love. [TMZ]
Tortellini is expensive, people: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married today in Italy (yawn). The couple gave the following "exclusive" statement to People Magazine: "It's great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful, and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends."Yeah, that's one exclusive and moving statement. Oh, and E! seems to think the wedding cost $6.5 million, making it the most expensive countdown to infidelity in recent history. Congratulations, kids; you're doomed. Cheers! [People]
THIS guy: Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, tells Life and Style that he hopes his daughter marries Chris Brown because "Everyone adores Chris; he's a super guy." Yeah, he sure is. It might be important to point out here that Rihanna's father was a drug addict who physically abused her mother. Super! So, let me break this down for you: the man who beat Rihanna's mom loves the man who beat Rihanna. Awww, you guys! It's the circle of liiiiiiiiiife. [Life and Style]
well, when you put it like thaaaat....
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