Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Here we have Nadya Suleman -- that's Octomom to you and me -- heading off to rehab. Her rep tells TMZ that NSul has developed a little Xanax problem after her doctor prescribed the drug to help her deal with anxiety. Evidently, Nadya has found that raising 14 kids as a single mom makes one a little tense. Hmm. Who knew? She must be really shocked. I mean, can't a girl just collect unemployment, get multiple plastic surgeries, and use advanced reproductive technology to grow 8 fetuses in her one womb while also raising 6 young kids alone without getting all stressed out? Jeez. What is the world coming to? Is the American Dream lost? IS THERE NO GOD?
All is not dark, though; there's still so much charity and love in the world. According to TMZ, "...Nadya can afford to pay for treatment by herself -- because she's making a ton of money from her porn career -- but the rehab facility offered to pick up the tab anyway." OH GOOD. Thanks to the saints at said "rehab center" for realizing when someone is just really down on her luck.