Thursday, November 15, 2012

Because The Modeling Industry Isn't Horrible Enough

Wilhelmina Models has signed Chris Fucking Brown. You heard me. According to Women's Wear Daily, "Wilhelmina International has signed Chris Brown to its artist management division, where the agency will seek fashion and beauty endorsements and licenses for the controversial singer." I see. If, like me, you are wondering what the hell these asshats at Wilhelmina were thinking, the Director of Wilhelmina Men, Taylor Hendrich, breaks it down: "Chris Brown in a multifaceted artist...and we are excited to translate and extend his brand." Mmm-hmm. "Multifaceted" is definitely the first word that comes to mind when I think of Chris Brown. Not everyone can be a whiny bitch, a violent woman beater, a rageaholic, and a great dancer! He's a quadruple threat! Literally! No, seriously, Breezy has lots of very diverse interests. For example, in addition to assaulting women, he likes to massacre the English language. About his new modeling gig, Chrissy said, "Art and style has always been a part of my life..." Oh, has they? Well then. I take it all back. This sounds like a great idea.


1 comment:

  1. Articles at Jezebel always read like a snarky middle school student lol. But yeah, I agree that Chris Brown sucks.