Thursday, November 22, 2012
On my part, that is. It's Thanksgiving, I'm tipsy -- so whatever.
But this story? Duuuuuude. The FUCK? Read it. Really. Even though it's from my arch nemesis Us Weekly, I want you to read it. I'll try to come up with something remotely amusing later, but for now, I just want to say that Halle Berry...just...I don't know. Dra-mah!
I probably don't want to be light about this at all -- let's remember there is a 4 year-old child in the middle of this fucking nonsense. Happy Thanksgiving, little girl. Sorry the men in your life are a couple of pathetic, pussywhipped losers.
Crazy kids. Christ.
UPDATE: Aubry was arrested, Martinez is out of the hospital, all the adults involved are negligent narcissists, etc., etc. You can get ongoing updates over at TMZ