Thursday, November 22, 2012
Least Articulate Commentary Ever (Up-hiccup-dated)
On my part, that is. It's Thanksgiving, I'm tipsy -- so whatever.
But this story? Duuuuuude. The FUCK? Read it. Really. Even though it's from my arch nemesis Us Weekly, I want you to read it. I'll try to come up with something remotely amusing later, but for now, I just want to say that Halle Berry...just...I don't know. Dra-mah!
I probably don't want to be light about this at all -- let's remember there is a 4 year-old child in the middle of this fucking nonsense. Happy Thanksgiving, little girl. Sorry the men in your life are a couple of pathetic, pussywhipped losers.
Crazy kids. Christ.
UPDATE: Aubry was arrested, Martinez is out of the hospital, all the adults involved are negligent narcissists, etc., etc. You can get ongoing updates over at TMZ
Posted by Renée Z. at 4:55 PM
Labels: Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez
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