Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Wherein An Artery Explodes In My Brain, Fox News Edition

Nothing says holiday spirit like laughing at people who don't have enough money for food, amirite? Not to mention, jokes about impoverished families are flat-out fucking hilarious. I mean, I'm slapping my knee just THINKING about people who will suffer through the holidays. Evidently, so is Andrea Tantaros, co-host of The Five on Fox News. Discussing Newark Mayor Cory Booker's pledge to live on food stamps for a week, ATant busted herself up remarking how slender she'd be if forced to live in poverty. Her exact words: "I should try it because, do you know how fabulous I'd look? I mean, the camera adds ten pounds. It really does. I would be looking great." Oh my fucking GODS, Tanty, I hope the camera adds an unspeakable amount of ignorant, egregious stupidity, too, because if this shit is natural, you're fucked. And for the record, your particular brand of ugly -- the inside kind -- doesn't look fabulous ever.

If you want to watch this asshole in action, here's the clip (Andrea's hilarity ensues around 1:38):

Stay classy, Fox News.


1 comment:

  1. She just won the Barbara Bush award for Sensitivity to the Impoverished.