Thursday, December 6, 2012

Jealous Misogynistic Troll Says What?

"Writer" Bret Easton Ellis is a big dick with a small one, as evinced by his nonstop assault of bitter blueballed bile on Twitter (if, like me, you're into that sort of thing, you can follow him here). Kathryn Bigelow doesn't need any defense (she can just cover her ears with her two Oscars), but just for fun, I'd like to point out that (1) the correct verb tense here would be "...if she were a man" and (2) Bret Easton Ellis's latest film is THE CANYONS with Lindsay Fucking Lohan. Furthermore, every book Ellis has ever written relies on masturbatory prose and/or gratuitous violence. But, really, Bret, keep talking. By the way, I can smell your crippling insecurity from here.

1 comment:

  1. i really really wonder when people like this take to the twittersphere to spout, do they think no one is reading? and how the fuck do they not care?!