The Mayans Were Right (Updated)

Last night at his concert in Atlantic City, Kanye West announced that his sperm took a break from congratulating themselves long enough to make it into Kim Kardashian's fallopian tubes. Yup. They're having a baby.

So, if your messiah is an entitled, greedy, largely talentless, self important schmuck, prepare for the rapture (a Seacrest/Jenner production)!

Update: Did I mention that Monsieur West's exact words were "My beautiful girlfriend is with child" "Make some noise for my babymama"? Oh yeah. If you want to see/hear the classity class classy announcement for yourself, you can watch it here.

[Jezebel]