Wherein I Laugh My Fucking Ass Off

Oh, Leann Rimes. Oh, I love you. I love you I love you a million times I love you.

In fact, I think the bitch is crazy - but she does know how to party. Last night on the season finale of The X Factor, LeeLee performed a duet with 13 year-old contestant Carly Rose Sonenclar. And before gracing the stage, homegirl got trashed. Poor Carly Rose does her best to hide her horror while Leann drunkenly warbles her way through the most obvious case of onstage intoxication since...well, since two minutes prior when Britney introduced them (alcohol, opiates, tomato, tomahto). Aside from the fact that Leann is selfishly fucking with a young teenager's dreams, this is the best thing I've seen all week. So, if you want to hear what I sound like singing karaoke after 5 shots of Grey Goose (don't judge), watch the clip.