Thursday, January 10, 2013
Really? Hmm. I thought she was there to SING A FUCKING SONG. But now that HuffPost writer Sandy Cohen has cleared this all up for me, well, that changes everything. I was planning to watch the Golden Globes with a glass of wine and some snacks, but I'll be sure to bring my tape measure, scale, and BMI chart, too -- as well as my wildly destructive and incessant evaluation of women's body shapes and sizes, particularly those that have made a human being, which we all know is just a pesky waistline-killing chore. Good call, Sandy. Keep up the great work.