Monday, August 30, 2010
By now you've probably heard about Paris Hilton's latest arrest. Well, guess what? Paris wasn't the dumbest person in the car when the whole thing went down. Nope. That title goes to her boyfriend, Cy Waits. On Wednesday, Cy was promoted to Head of Nightclub Operations for Wynn and Encore Hotels -- one of the top jobs in the industry. Two days later he was busted for DUI while driving around with Paris, some marijuana, and Paris's bag of cocaine. Hours later he was fired. (Evidently Cy's former boss, Steve Wynn, doesn't like it when his top executives get arrested.) So let me get this straight: Cy got promoted to one of the most coveted, high-profile jobs in his field and decided to celebrate by getting high while driving around in his car with the most infamous celebutante of our time? Brilliant. Look, under the influence or not, these two idiots need to be kept off the streets. For real.