From the Files of "No Duh," Edition 9.0

TMZ.com and People magazine report that Lindsay Lohan failed a court-ordered drug test last week. Of course she did. Lindsay responded by telling Us Weekly, "I'm fine. They're all nuts." Sure you are, pumpkin. You're fine, Kate Gosselin is a great parent, and Heidi Montag is a role model. Also, the sky is green. Of course.

UPDATE: Lilo has confirmed that she failed the drug test.