"This link just made my morning! @OMGFacts: The average person farts 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less?" - Jessica Simpson on Twitter today. It's good to see Jess holding her head high and showing the haters that she brings more to the table than cloying vocals and man problems, isn't it? Good grief. I mean, I hate the treatment Jess gets in the media for her weight fluctuations and onstage failures, but she isn't doing herself any favors here. Just saying.