Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Um, Your Pants Are On Fire, Miss

"I believe in growing old as nature intended and, if the movie roles dry up as a result, then so be it. Though I was talking to my girlfriend about this and I was beginning to think I need a nose job to be like everyone else. It's nuts how many nose jobs are going on here at the moment." - Jessica Alba, to GQ UK. Nuts, indeed! What a bunch of freaks! Look, Jess, if you want to have plastic surgery, do it. But keep your trap shut about "everyone else," okay? Because unlike you, the photos don't lie. Exhibit A, for Asinine:
Just saying.

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