United States of Misogynistic Comb-Overs

"For the first time in my life, I'm actually thinking about it. I see what's going on with this country and it's never been worse. What's happening is a disgrace."- Donald Trump tells The New York Post that he is considering running for president in 2012. Yes, Donny, there are plenty of disgraceful things happening, and my guess is that you support at least 50% of them. Maybe you should stick to what you do best: defaulting on loans, producing bad reality TV, and running not-at-all-disgraceful companies like the Miss Universe Organization. Although, to be fair, nothing says Commander-In-Chief like casinos and swimsuit models! Trump the Chump in 2012! Whoot!