"That's high, that's high...It's hard for me to jump." - Kim Zolciak, from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, explaining why she is having trouble hitting the notes her castmate and producer Kandi wants. Look, I give The Real Housewives franchise a lot of crap for modeling disgusting, superficial, dangerous behavior, but I take back all of it. ALL OF IT. Because this piece of video has the ability to end wars and stop suffering. God bless you, KZo.