Monday, November 15, 2010

Famewhore Says What?


"It's hard not to be." - Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's #1 mistress, when told by a reporter that she is "much prettier" than Tiger's other lady friends. The interview, in Britain's Daily Mail, is full of Rachel's characteristic and offensive hypcorisy. To wit, here are a few highlights from the piece:

On Men:
"I never needed any man's money"
"I have always been looking for the perfect man. I wanted a man who would marry me, give me the house and children I long for."

On Famewhoreness:
"I am not a whore, nor am I a girl impressed by money or fame."
"'I still have my little black book, and it has 5000 men in there who are pretty much the men who run the world,' she says grandly."

On Her Image:
"I'm only telling my story now so that people can discover what sort of girl I am...I never set out to hurt anyone."
"...She reveals she has gained a sense of humor...before calling Tiger's lover Mindy Lawton 'poor Mindy' (referring to her looks) and adding about cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs: 'The poor girl had a tooth missing. Honestly! She was toothless!'"

Rachel Uchitel, ladies and gentlemen: gracious, kind, and classy as ever. Cheers, RayRay! You're an American hero.

1 comment:

  1. Isn't the photo above taken out of the dictionary right next to the word "whore"?

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