"It wasn't bad sex...It was quick and painless. Nothing exciting." - the inexplicably revolting Jasmine Waltz, to Life&Style magazine. Jasmine is referring to her short affair with David Arquette following his separation from Courteney Cox. I'm not sure what kind of sex Jazzy is used to that she needs to indicate that shagging DArq was "painless," but I do know that she's "dated" everyone from Doug Reinhart to Ryan Seacrest to Jesse McCartney. Want to know how to score yourself a date with the lovely Jasmine? Here's how David did it: "...after her shift ended, he took her to a house party. They both got very drunk, Jasmine says, and left the party around 2:30 a.m...Once they were alone, David was intent on having sex." Sounds awesome. Keep up the good, uh, work, Jasmine! (You too, Life&Style!)
I'm sure her parents have cut that article out for their scrap book.
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