Thursday, November 11, 2010

In A Sea Of Outrage, This Is My Lifeboat Of Awesomeness


"Whether you want to get on a reality TV show, write a book, start and run a business, or change careers, this inspiring evening with a woman who has 377,000 online followers will get you going in the right direction." - the promotional blurb for a seminar at the Learning Annex in Manhattan. The seminar will be hosted by Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and will allegedly teach you "how to have it all" for just $44.95. Judging by Teresa's accomplishments, one can assume "having it all" includes  $11 million in bankruptcy, a child you are forcing into show business, a husband who followed jail time with an affair, table-flipping skills, and a big ol' set of fake boobies. All for $44.95! Sign me up!

1 comment:

  1. "Lifeboat of Awesomeness" is my favorite thing today! Thanks F-bomb!

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