"Snooki To Drop From Ball In Times Square On MTV New Year's Special" - the headline at several sites, including The Hollywood Reporter. I'm not sure what it says about a woman when her name can't be in the same sentence with the word "ball" without me thinking of a thousand jokes. Or maybe that says something about me. Whatever. Point is, Snooki will be inside a ball in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Laugh or cry, people; take your pick.