"I don't know why people think I've had plastic surgery I find it flattering. I only had my boobies and my nose done in 1992!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Toni Braxton on Twitter yesterday. And, yes, I counted her stupid exclamation points. It's a mad mad mad mad mad mad world (that's 6 mads) when two major, invasive, appearance-altering plastic surgery procedures count as none. But then, numbers have always been tricky for poor TBrax, who just filed bankruptcy for the second time. Two does not equal zero, Toni, and one million dollars is not ten. Any questions?
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