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"Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that 'you need to take my mom!' Lindsay is a great dancer, but she's taking a break right now. She has been through a lot. Our family loves the show because I'm a dancer, and I taught dance when Lindsay was growing up. I dragged her from one dance studio to another, and she sat in front of the mirrors and watched, while I taught." - Dina Lohan, explaining why Lindsay turned down an offer to appear on "Dancing With The Stars."Did you that DINA was a dancer? Oh yeah, she DANCED and was a DANCER and taught DANCE as a DANCER. Actually, all joking aside, maybe Dina is the perfect candidate for the show. Kate Gosselin, then Bristol Palin, and then Dina! "Dancing With The Delusional Famewhore Absentee Parents" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?