Monday, February 14, 2011
The story goes like this: Once upon a time, a young porn star was paid $30,000 to pleasure Charlie Sheen for a weekend while he inhaled a briefcase full of cocaine. A few days later, the young porn star invited TMZ to photograph her after she cashed her paycheck. After a bit more time passed, the lovely lady noticed a decrease in the public's interest in her and her porniness. She decided that the best PR move would be to send the text you see above to Charlie and then pass it on to TMZ so that the world could enjoy and benefit from her terrifying lack of self-respect and shameless desperation for fame. The end. Of the world, I mean -- not the story. I'm sure there are more chapters to come in this uplifting tale of everything that's wrong with society. Stay tuned!