Sunday, February 6, 2011
We took a short snarkbreak yesterday, so I'm a little late to the party on this one. In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan has been charged with felony grand theft for stealing a necklace from an LA area jeweler. Oh, I mean, allegedly stealing a necklace from an LA area jeweler. Wait a minute. Does this mean that 90 days at Betty Ford did not undo a lifetime of emotional neglect and an adolescence without boundaries or guidance? How strange. You'd think a few months of Hollywood group therapy would fix that right up.