Wednesday, February 2, 2011

What Do You Want, A Cookie?

So the story goes like this: Perez Hilton was just doing his thing, posting kiddie porn and forcing people out of the closet, when Jennifer Aniston confronted him in a parking garage and told him to stop being so mean. Shortly after, Perez made his big announcement that, in light of the rash of bullied-teen suicides, he would stop being a bully himself. And, yes, for the most part he seems to be honoring that pledge. And that's great. But when Perez writes a post reminding everyone what a great guy he is for not being a jerk, well...I'm going to let Chris Rock say it:

"[People] always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A [guy] will brag about some shit a normal man just does. [He'll] say some shit like, 'I take care of my kids.' You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? 'I ain't never been to jail!' What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!"

Enjoy the full Rock rant above (cookie bit at 2:15). And, Perez, you're a jackass. Still. But keep up the good work, Pumpkin.

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