Thursday, March 3, 2011

How Much Fame Could A Famewhore Whore If A Famewhore Could Whore Fame, Volume 7


Say it isn't so, Dr. Drew. Please?

I have held on to "Celebrity Rehab" like Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore, always wanting to believe that it's more than just a famewhore factory. Alas, now I have to rethink my DVR queue. Multiple reports confirm that Michael Lohan and White House party crashers/"Real Housewives Of DC" cast members Michaele and Tareq Salahi will appear on the upcoming season of Drew's televised fake rehab. Um, Michael Lohan is supposedly sober, and I'm not sure what Michaele Salahi is addicted to besides lying, but whatever. Obviously the only thing getting clean in this show is the pool.

For more on my love/hate relationship with Dr. Pinsky, read "Rehab Is The New Black."

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