Monday, March 14, 2011
Prince Charming Tweets Again
So, we were a little late to the party today. I was busy cleaning the vomit off Miley's chin. Anyway, due to our tardiness, I was among the last to hear about 50 Cent's latest Twitter brilliance. You know, I've been admiring his Tweets for months now (by "admiring," I mean, "rendered speechless after reading." Tomato, tomahto.) Anywhatthefuckiswrongwithhim, Fiddy Tweeted the following pearls of beauty and wisdom following the devastating earthquake in Japan:
"Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing."
"Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe's [sic] from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol."
"Man they made a movie about all this 2012 now you think that was a lucky guess."
Pretty offensive, right? Well, Fiddy wants you to suck it up. Tweeted he of the half-dollar nomenclature:
"Some of my tweets are ignorant I do it for shock value. Hate it or love it. I'm cool either way 50cent."
Thanks for the explanation, Mr. Cent. But, actually, there is nothing shocking about any of this, since your ignorance far precedes you. And, yes, either way, you are certainly very, very cool.
Posted by Renée Z. at 2:09 PM
Labels: 50 Cent, Japan Earthquake, Twitter
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