Yesterday I posted some props to Christina Aguilera, which wasn't easy considering I am decidedly Team Britney. Now it turns out that the words for which I applauded her were never uttered -- well, at least not by Chrissy. CAg's rep told Entertainment Weekly that the quotations were fabricated, confirming what I had known before yesterday: she's not that cool. See, this is what happens when I stop snarking and try to be nice. That'll teach me. As you were.