Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Priorities, Us Weekly Style

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! Look at the headlines! Talentless famewhore and former Bachelorette Emily Maynard is dating a racecar driver! This is super important. Somewhat less important, according to Pus Weekly, are the stars' reactions to last night's election, and even less important is Barack Obama's win. Got it? It goes:
1. Talentless famewhore
2. Overpaid narcissists' verbal masturbation
3. Barack Obama and the future of the country

Please adjust your worldview accordingly.

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